Posts Tagged ‘Toy’

I gets me a night cap
She says gee, I feel crap
I shouts Oi! whats up?
Ya stink, I think yer drinkin too much
She’s gone, Yippee!
I turn on, the TV
But there’s a snag, coz she’s a bag,
she’s back to nag & torment me
[Chorus:]
Iddlely aye ay, iddley aye oh…
she makes me cringe, she makes me scream,
Iddeley aye oh, iddley aye ay.
how comes my missus is so mean
SHE’S OBSCENE.
SHE’S OBSCENE
She says get, yer hair cut
she wont let me have a hairy nut
complains, about nowt
No brains, insane shes a strain a pain
I could do without. WITHOUT
SHE’S A BA…
[Guitar bit]
Distressed, I feel blue
You’ve guessed
it’s all down to all down to you
My baby is a battleaxe
and now there’s nuthin’ I can do…
[Chorus:]

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Fred Doll shows up in this Funny Video! The Third Funny Fail Toy Video Vlog by Mike Mozart of the Funniest Video Channel ever on YouTube, JeepersMedia. In this Funny Comedy Video you will See the Funny Baby Laughs a Lot Doll, Funniest Elmo Toys, The New Funny Fred Doll, Lots of The Funniest Comedy Video Ever Fail Toys make Appearances! Barbies Funny Pooping Dog, and a Funny Hilarious Video of the Funniest Barbie Ever Growing Up Skipper, AND MORE! Please Follow Mike Mozart on Twitter! http://www.twitter.com/jeepersmedia
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3 4 6

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My video skills stink so I’ve uploaded a (hopefully) better video of the Black Boy Fishing. Black Boy Fishing Automaton – made using an antique french bisque doll, an old music box movement and lots of wires, wood, sweat and frustration. This one took me about a month to figure out. I had him dismantled many times before getting him to work.

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Toy Dolls argentina, show 29.10.06

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Fail Barbie Candy Glam Doll and Epic Fail Barbie Girl Cereal Review by Mike Mozart the Fail Toy Review Guru of JeepersMedia . Barbie Girl QUESTION OF THE DAY
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Do you think that Barbie is Sending a Mixed Message with the “Fresh Face” Barbie look AND the “Candy Glam” look?

Barbie Breakfast Cereal and Barbie Candy Glam Doll Food and Toy Product Review by Mike Mozart of JeepersMedia Bringing You the Coolest Products of Yesterday and Today.

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Here’s some GREAT old Toy Dolls footage. This is from a gig that StudioONE must have filmed for UK television. This is the band playing their classic “Glenda & the Test Tube Baby” from 1982’s “Dig That Groove Baby”, one of my favorite records of all time!

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Victory if Glenda she, had a baby, oooeee,

Things were looking gloomy and
Glenda she was sad,
Kevin had been out with Carol Sands,
But Glenda she though surely,
It can’t be that bad, if I had a baby,

[Chorus]

Glenda went round to the doctors the next day,
You can’t have a baby, that’s what he said,
Glenda did not give up she’s
got this book to read,
Of how to have a test tube baby….

[Chorus]

Glenda’s Dad had just died and she was unhappy,
If only she could have a baby,
So to the disapproval of Kevin and his mam,
She signed up for a baby…

[Chorus]

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Lambrusco Kids & Olga from the Toy Dolls live in Brazil, 2005.

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Friday Night Is Bath Night This Is What They Say
We Are Gonna Dig The Groove, We’ve Waited All Day
We Wear Trendy Trousers With Belts A Mile Too Long
We Are Gonna Catch The Bus Into The Town
We Are Boogie On Down…

Dig That Groove Ba-A-By
Dig That Groove Ba-A-By
Dig That Groove Ba-A-A-A-By
Dig That Groove Ba-A-By
Dig That Groove Ba-A-By
Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig Dig
Digga Digga Digga Dig That Groove Baby

There They Are Again Covered In Old Spice
They Think They Will Get The Girls Cause
They Smell Nice,
They All Call Me Riff Raff
‘Coz I Wear A Crombie
I Couldn’t Stand It Being Just Like Them
They All Look Like Puffs Not Men

See That Trendy There She Used To Be A Punk
Now She’s Off To The Disco To Listen To Junk
Her Boyfriend Was A Skinhead
He Used To Shout Oi! Oi!
Play That Funky Music That’s What They Say Now
Come With Me And I’ll Show You How

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Dolly Pop sensation Holly Stevens singing a Remix of “Candy” by Mandy Moore. Ratings & Comments are much appreciated!

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